offered me a cup of tea.


All right, there's a bit more to it than this.
( A truly terrible tale )

I told larians this story, and he commiserated, laughed, and called me a tw*t. By then I was on the train, and I could laugh at myself, but his words of advice have stayed with me since; 'Baby...' he said, his tone a mixture of concern and relief, 'Be nice to people, OK?'