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smokingboot ([personal profile] smokingboot) wrote2005-04-28 10:06 am

Gastroenteritis

No.

I'm immune to this. I refuse to catch any illness with more than four syllables.

It's a really bad stomach ache that does nasty things to my whole digestive system. However, if I don't eat anything it's OK. So I haven't, except two bananas and an avocado yesterday. Now I'm back, bored with sitting on the toilet, and feeling a bit odd. [profile] larians wanted to take me to the GP's this morning, and I told him I was fine, cos I have better things to do than waste time with Doctor Doom, and my dear one conceded, because he is lovely and trusting.

Haha! C'est victoire!

Ever notice how victoire feels like crap?

[identity profile] scary-lady.livejournal.com 2005-04-28 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No more bananas love, they are not a good idea with a dodgy belly. Indigestable roughage is a bad choice. My advice is drink WARM water only for 24 hours (no food), and if this doesn't work see a doc.