I have never seen your hair look ratty, ever!

And you can curl it into all sorts of pretty shapes and it will stay like it for ages. This is something I have never had. One of my clearest hairdressing memories is of Carrie nearly breathing fire as a hank of my hair, gelled, set and locked in curlers overnight was sprung loose, rolled out and hung there, straight as a curtain. Her eyes flashed as she roared,'I am not going to be beaten by this, it's only bloody HAIR!'