smokingboot | One final word on weddings

I guess I could do it. But only if I get to wear this:

Is it meant to look like a judicial willy warmer or is that just me?

I also immediately thought "willy warmer".

One could start a cottage industry.

I believe some market research is needed.
I personally would require a differently size item to that shown.
Unless that is very small person.

A simple PDF file with instructions for self-measurement using a sheet of A4 (or A3) paper and a felt tip pen should do the trick.

It is indeed a crochet condom.