Beltane Invocation. Use with care.

[smokingboot]

Hail, oh great one, Hail!
Hail, oh Horny Great One, Hail!
Oh thou who,in days gone by
did jive about with hairy legs,
You who skip around in Spring
We now skip round in your honour
skippetty-skippetty, skip-skip
skip-skip skippetty boo!
Gee this is embarrassing.
Turn up oh Horny Great One, quick,
before my neighbours call the cops...

Happy holidays one and all!