Perhaps we should take larians to the Tate Modern. Go on, you know he'd luuuurve it (in a new and interestingly defined manner).

As for Baziotes, whist I can appreciate the art, as it evokes an emotional response, I wouldn't want to try to explain how, and I certainly wouldn't have it on my own wall. However, in the extremely unlikely event of my ever ending up in Venice, I shall call you and we shall wander and marvel (me at the painting, you at my odd tastes!).