Situations Vacant
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smokingbootWanted: One Editor
Contract:
Temporary with possibilities of permanence depending on author's return from Paris/Barcelona/Oblivion.
Requirements:
Must have unique appreciation of alternative punctuation and how to get rid of it.
Experience in tranquilisation of temperamental authors who may not know much but are sure they know much more than yaow. Appropriate weaponry supplied.
Preferred qualification:
Puhuddah in Literature of the Half-Crazed.
NVQ in coffin building.
Salary:
Will be paid in rum.
Contract:
Temporary with possibilities of permanence depending on author's return from Paris/Barcelona/Oblivion.
Requirements:
Must have unique appreciation of alternative punctuation and how to get rid of it.
Experience in tranquilisation of temperamental authors who may not know much but are sure they know much more than yaow. Appropriate weaponry supplied.
Preferred qualification:
Puhuddah in Literature of the Half-Crazed.
NVQ in coffin building.
Salary:
Will be paid in rum.
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