What a fine day..

[smokingboot]

What a fine day, what a jolly fine day for the burglar alarm to go off in wild concert with the birds. And what a fine day to ring around and find myself talking to stone age idiots who assume because I'm over 16 and female, I must be a Mrs. What a fine day to talk to cretins who believe this is the most flattering thing you can assume about a woman. What a fine day to talk to rip off merchants who try to sting one for £140 to fix a problem they haven't even seen yet.

What a jolly fine day for getting a gun and just blowing the bell box off the side of the house.

Comments

[ellistar.livejournal.com]

when did you turn into ken dodd??

Ken Dodd

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

He has always been my astral twin, I got all the looks,he got all the money!