Whenever I find myself legless, I get a good friend to bury me head first in a potato field...or what they think is a potato field... after a while, the legs just start to grow out of me like tubers. Longer and longer they get, until feet sprout at the ends and small leaves begin to fan out from between my toes. Then of course, overweighting is a problem; my solution is to spend a while swinging my legs in the air, left to right until they touch the ground one side or the other, then with a mighty vault, I pull myself out of the ground and walk away.
Obviously, best keep this shtum. You know what people are like.
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Date: 2005-09-27 02:37 pm (UTC)Whenever I find myself legless, I get a good friend to bury me head first in a potato field...or what they think is a potato field... after a while, the legs just start to grow out of me like tubers. Longer and longer they get, until feet sprout at the ends and small leaves begin to fan out from between my toes. Then of course, overweighting is a problem; my solution is to spend a while swinging my legs in the air, left to right until they touch the ground one side or the other, then with a mighty vault, I pull myself out of the ground and walk away.
Obviously, best keep this shtum. You know what people are like.