And another thing

[smokingboot]

Don't cut your fringe when you're angry.

Comments

To go with this

[rebby.livejournal.com]

Don't cut your brothers fringe when your four just before your only joint school photograph and don't know the difference between angles and a strait line

Re: To go with this

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

*lol*

Was this punishment for being a bad bro, or just you being artistic?

Re: To go with this

[rebby.livejournal.com]

I was trying to be helpful.
My mother didn't let me forget it until I got a professional photo of the two of us for her birthday present some years ago.

[bytepilot.livejournal.com]

Is this the first in a series of "Wisdom from the Boot"

"Don't eat the yellow snow"

"Don't make bread when you're crying"

etc...

That be cursin'dough

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

for the making of woe bread as opposed to wry bread, which you can only bake by sneering over wittily as kneaded.

Maxims or recipes? I haven't decided yet.

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

Or when you're cooking.