It's all true

[smokingboot]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Smokingboot!

1. Banging your head against smokingboot uses 150 calories an hour.


2. It took smokingboot 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.


3. Smokingboot can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!


4. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of smokingboot!


5. US gold coins used to say 'In smokingboot we trust'.


6. The deepest part of smokingboot is over 35,000 feet deep.


7. Smokingboot is only six percent water.


8. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by smokingboot.


9. Only one person in two billion will live to be smokingboot!


10. Smokingboot will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

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Comments

[velvet-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by smokingboot.

Well, from the garden centre down the road maybe... ;O)

[colonel-maxim.livejournal.com]

All seems reasonable to me.

[rebby.livejournal.com]

Somehow I think you'll like my number five......

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rebby!

1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Rebby.
2. Rebbyomancy is the art of telling the future with Rebby!
3. If you drop Rebby from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Rebby.
5. Contrary to popular belief, Rebby is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
6. Rebby can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
7. Rebby has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
8. Four-fifths of the surface of Rebby is covered in water!
9. The porpoise is second to Rebby as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
10. Originally, Rebby could not fly.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

No.5

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Almost. If I am 6% water, what's the rest of me?

Don't feel you have to answer that...

That garden centre

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

is a dangerous place. Our latest clear-out has recovered candles from something like 3 years baCK, bought and never used. I keep telling myself that surely larians must be responsible for some of them...