smokingboot: (hyena)
smokingboot ([personal profile] smokingboot) wrote2006-01-18 05:57 pm

Those who say violence never solves anything...

aren't using a big enough spade.

[identity profile] colonel-maxim.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Any particular reason m'dear or just a general snarl at the FUBAR state of this particularly unpromising corner of the multiverse?

You know I can be nice to cretins

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
but oh, they tax my meagre portion of patience when they are rude as well as stupid. I don't see why we have to behave beyond a certain point. If someone is asking for a kick in the head, I maintain it's only good manners to give with generosity and grace.

Over now. Instead of floundering with incomphrensible customers, I am drowning in incomprehensible coptics. My evening has improved considerably:-)

Pogrom, the way forwards

[identity profile] colonel-maxim.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Kill them, kill them all, God will know his own.

I like the lines that went with the above Calvin cartoon. 'I cannot get any customers. I don't understand why, I know so many people who desperately want what I am selling.'

God will know his own...

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
if he's the God of Epsilons, it's just too likely that he won't. They'll just all hang around some astral gateway waiting for someone to take them in, Which means they'll either wait for me, or I'll get there only to be greeted by hordes of angry celestials demanding I get the strays off their lawns...

[identity profile] bytepilot.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
But if they do wait for you, you can have your own horde of minions.

Incompetent minons, but minions nonethless...

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Minions who can chew gum or walk but never the two together.

Facing such an army my foes would fear dying of chortlement.