OK, this will be my last quiz for a while

Or until something else makes me laugh!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Smokingboot's Syndrome
Cause:	spaceborne bacteria
Symptoms:	hallucinations, wrist swelling, vague tentacle growth
Cure:	cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

I have two heads

but only one brain.

One head smiling because all week amazing chums have been in contact and from really valued advice to sheer mucking about, it's been sweet. This morning the paperwork is out of the way, and I saw a heron really close up, huge and beautiful. These things made me so happy I made a phone call and now my happy head has sustained a mighty pummelling with all the resistance of a baked apple.

For the purposes of my other, more morose head, I must now babble and employ the cut. Stay away from this if you want to avoid a bit of a downer.

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