An unfeasible penis dream

And yet curiously unsexy.

I was about to have sex with a guy who looked a lot like Jesse Dayton, though much skinnier. He brought out his member which was so long it needed unfolding several times. He then smiled, dutifully produced a condom and started to roll it on. I was reassured by his conscientious approach, but still daunted by the logistics of pretty much everything we were going to attempt. I was also surprised that there was such a thing as the baguette sized condom. In the end it didn't happen, because people were about to join us in the room. I can't recall if I was relieved or not, but certainly in real life, even if I was less married and more keen, the gent's outsize accoutrement would have made any such tryst a total no-no.

Another dream I had a couple of weeks ago was very vivid, with what seemed like a totemic aspect. It has long been my belief that if you ever do have a real dream of what may be a spirit animal/totem spirit/ daemon/patronus/ whatever, best it is not to reveal the nature of the beast to anyone else. It was a surprising creature, not as surprising as Jesse Dayton's unfeasible penis, but certainly an eye opener. Looks like my subconscious likes to keep me on my toes.