smokingboot: (hyena)
smokingboot ([personal profile] smokingboot) wrote2006-09-12 09:38 am

The growl is rising

Arrarrarrara rarara! Rrrrrrrrarrr! *Crunch*

Yes, I am in a loving and tolerant mood this morning. I am desperate for legitimate prey to come test my charitable disposition and see what happens. Normal service will be resumed once the ziggurat altars of Tenochtitlan are drenched with the hearts blood of stupid people who annoy me.

Or possibly this afternoon.

Goodbye. I go now to seek out imbeciles. If any come by here while I'm away, save me their entrails and head.

Amended to add: OK, so I went and hung out with chums on the 33rd Assault notice boards, and I danced like a mad gothgirl in the front room to some crap music channel or other...until Richard Hawley's track, 'To the Ocean' played, and my heart chilled.

OK. I can face today.

Eeek!

[identity profile] mitchy.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
*hides behind sofa, leaves tea and chocolate as offerings upon the alter*

Re: Eeek!

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Only the intensely irritating or downright stupid need fear - excellent, brilliant people, fabulous chums and straightforward heroes have nothing to fear.

I eat your altar buns, drink the tea, and raise you a cake and beer!

Re: Eeek!

[identity profile] mitchy.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
*emerges in relief* Woo hoo! :) So....plottingness for DVD night and sleep over at my place. Please to be pokink your schedule and let me know what's happening first 2 weeks in October :)

Re: Eeek!

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a great plan! As soon as I know, I'll email you with potential stay over dates.

[identity profile] clawbeast.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
I hope that the thought of more chinese is pacifying enough to save me!

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You are hallowed, positively hallowed!

What's this I hear about a sushi bar? Are you trying to stop me from ever leaving the JL?

[identity profile] clawbeast.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I am spending time over the winter working on speeding up my Sushi making....so is good chance that we may be offering a variety of sushi next year.

[identity profile] bytepilot.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You are, as ever, lovely when you're angry...
(mwah)

Give us a shout if you have a free moment, Best beloved and I are plotting to feed you good food and evil drink at some convenient point.

Then again you're lovely pretty much all of the time Sez I

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds lovely:-)How am I to keep up my evil darkness when your evil darkness is so sweet and beguiling?

[identity profile] bytepilot.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
We could always order a double darkness to share.

It comes with extra chocolate...

[identity profile] cyanidemigraine.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*prods*

dancing in the living room is all well and good (not that i would ever do that, no sireee (looks sheepish))

however dancing on a friday or saturday where one of us isnt actually camped in a (incredibly cold what the hell was up with that!) campsite with weird stuff on our face is better

are you actually up in manch for fridays without a larp event being attached? if so you should let me know, in some kind of hard to forget way, (considers getting some kind of noticeboard for his own frontroom)

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Event free/work free/travel-to-work free Friday/Saturday nights? Strange tales from another world...

But should any such myths become reality, and I get the chance to go out and dance, I'll give you a call.

Don't I remember those Kali comes to stay moments

[identity profile] ravenrigan.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I've found Agnus Castus to be effective.

That and the happy pills!

Just as well really.

The number of idiots and worse you get in Local Gubblement, there ain't enough bloodsoaked altars in the whole of South America to accomodate them all...

Re: Don't I remember those Kali comes to stay moments

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-09-13 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Agnus Castus? Won't that just turn me into a nun?

[identity profile] ed-fortune.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*passes the highpowered rifle*

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2006-09-13 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Cheers:-) *hitches rifle over shoulder, goes off whistling jauntilly*