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smokingboot ([personal profile] smokingboot) wrote2007-04-12 11:45 am
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No meme!

No, too embarrassing! I cannot do that meme everyone's into, despite my desperate desire to be cuddled and flattered right now.

It has provoked some interesting thoughts though. Recently, a chum who's on the show was discussing cosmetic surgery with me. She knows a salariman's wife with considerable expertise on top notch under the knife enhancement. Apparently now is the time to do it, before the rot sets in; prevention is better than cure etc, etc. Friend is suggesting we go get a free consultation on what might best assist us. I am sanguine, ready to consider this a waste of time right now...and then I check out my skin and teeth. Uh-oh. the latter will only become important in dealing with Statesiders, cos they do seem to fixate on the horrors of British dentistry or lack of it. Why are our teeth so bad, I wonder? Bleaching those suckers looks more and more likely, but I really don't see myself wearing a retainer or resetting my jaw to straighten my overbite. And my skin...no, I don't want to turn this into a long post.

I read back and find I have found four instances of the word 'No' in this post. For now at least, I'm treating it as a decision made at the back of my head. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with cosmetic surgery - people should be happy with the way they look, and if that's what it takes, so be it - but don't feel the need right now, plus I'm too busy plus I've no money. And my honey is afraid I am going to be 'consulted' right into unnecessary unhappiness about aspects of my face/figure.

TV's a narcissistic world, we can look at ourselves for too long. Other people's creativity is the cure. So for non-neurotic makeovers, check out [community profile] awesome_places and the latest post on [community profile] art_nouveau. Stunning!

[identity profile] ravenrigan.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you dare. I'm much older and more raddled than you, and I'm going to grow old disgracefully!

They wouldn't have given you the job in the firstplace if you wertn't fabulous!

You are lovely

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
and also you are lovely, meaning don't encrone yourself before your time my dear - your skin has a soft peachy glow and your decotellage is very smooth and delicate . Hardly the signs of an old lady.

See, it's not really about age; doesn't matter whether you're seventeen or seventy, the impact of brown teeth isn't good; Every one else hardly seem to notice, but if the show went to the states (very unlikely I think) there would be no question; I'd have that gumshield in tonight, cos US viewers just won't accept a gurn of grime!

Re: You are lovely

[identity profile] ravenrigan.livejournal.com 2007-04-13 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I may already be a crone at least in the gynecological sense. And when I look in the mirror I see my scariest Aunt, (0n my dad's side) sans the dyed black hair, and fifties "do" which is most disconcerting.

I confess to temptation about the teeth. Mine are pretty foul, and I never smile with my mouth open in photos.

Just don't cut anything, or stick needles into it!

Re: You are lovely

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Needles, well, one day the tattoo must happen!

Cutting...*shudders*

Tattoos are different

[identity profile] ravenrigan.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
As you know, I have 2! They are pretty non invasive, and as long as you choose the site carefully can be covered up or shown as the mood takes you.

That does not mean of course they don't hurt, (they do, like buggery) but I did a ritual on a nearby (to the tattooist) site, and surfed through mine on a combination of endorphins and channelling the pain as energy.

It worked so well I was almost disappointed when the tattooist finished.

What do you want to have done, and where (on you)?

Do you have a tattoist in mind?

Re: Tattoos are different

[identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com 2007-04-18 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's just a thing in my head right now...my arm, where the scar from the removal of the melanoma is. I have long wanted to commemorate being able to confront my phobia (needles) by having a tattoo over the scar - a daisy (for me a symbol of invincible life) or a jasmine, or a star and dove combo. But I need to look through a lot more - guess it should be an armband really. [profile] mamapusscat tells me I will be eternally traumatised if I do this, plus being stuck with an accessory I can't ever take off, so I am still dithering!

But names of excellent tattooists are very welcome - I've got to find someone who uses EMLA or whatever it's called.