One final word on weddings

[smokingboot]

I guess I could do it. But only if I get to wear this:

Comments

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

Tampon lady!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Mais no string?

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

Might have to unravel a little bit at the hem...

[semyaza.livejournal.com]

Is it meant to look like a judicial willy warmer or is that just me?

[irdm.livejournal.com]

I also immediately thought "willy warmer".

[semyaza.livejournal.com]

One could start a cottage industry.

[irdm.livejournal.com]

I believe some market research is needed.
I personally would require a differently size item to that shown.
Unless that is very small person.

[semyaza.livejournal.com]

A simple PDF file with instructions for self-measurement using a sheet of A4 (or A3) paper and a felt tip pen should do the trick.

[irdm.livejournal.com]

voila!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

It is indeed a crochet condom.

[velvet-the-cat.livejournal.com]

That is rather special.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

See, the deal with this is that one could be wearing some truly astonishing lingerie beneath, and wouldn't have to worry about suspenders etc spoiling the lines of the garment...

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

No comment.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

You like the shoes. I can tell.

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

Well, they`re shoe shaped, but not my style.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I cannot think of any comment that adds to this debate...

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Now consider, in true time lord stylee...the bride walks up the aisle in that dress, stops every now and and crouches/genuflects. From under the costume, a bridesmaid pops out in a miniature version of that outfit. The bride deposits a further bridesmaid from under the outfit every 5th pew or so. Kind of like laying an egg...

Can you see it yet?

[evilwillow.livejournal.com]

Does it come in pink?

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

It must! It must!

[blackcurrants.livejournal.com]

For some reason I keep thinking of living chess pieces. Or the playing-card figures from Alice in Wonderland.
Not sure why my mind is so very clean, today...

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm worried about you. Though I like the idea of the groom waiting at the altar wearing a horse's head...