Headless horror

[smokingboot]

I always work better at night. Now, the day's crap out of the way, I sit at my pc with a gentle whisky, contemplating two fascinating pieces of news. The first is the arrival of the family tree for Wheels And Deals' event on Friday, which looks very interesting. The next is the appalling revelation that an old London chum hasn't been given head by her partner in fourteen years.

Fourteen years? Chuck him now and don't worry about his heart. He's dead already.

Comments

Wow. Thats almost depressing!

[captainwhimsy.livejournal.com]

I suppose the other question to ask your London chum would be if she has ever had head in the last 14 years. Surely it must drive one to seek a head-specialist.

Re: Wow. Thats almost depressing!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

I didn't dare make any comment. She seemed a little...tense...

Re: Wow. Thats almost depressing!

[captainwhimsy.livejournal.com]

You could have always offered your ample services - I hear you are a professional. ;p

Re: Wow. Thats almost depressing!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Now you've said that, they'll be expecting a commission!

Re: Wow. Thats almost depressing!

[captainwhimsy.livejournal.com]

But first they have to pay you right?

Re: Wow. Thats almost depressing!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Usually they sacrifice chickens...