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smokingboot ([personal profile] smokingboot) wrote2021-05-19 10:57 am

Please ignore if of a sensitive disposition...

https://twitter.com/weaniejeanie53/status/1394195500149223427/photo/1


I can understand why Jennifer Arcuri would want to capitalise on 4 years of BJ's puffings. Let's face it, £126,000 seems a small reward for putting away all that custard.

I may even be serious. I'd need a lot more, Ari Onassis type amounts, before I'd let our premier 'roll' anywhere near me. If you're going to be a serial conman's squeeze, get the money up front, and make sure there's a lot of it.

While I marvel at the lady's strong stomach, I do wonder at her logic. She called him a 'cowardly wet noodle' for not standing by her. They slept together in his house while his wife was at work. Did she think she was dealing with an honourable man?

But kudos where it belongs: in terms of vivid descriptions, I do think this leaves Trump's Mario Kart mushroom in the shade.
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[personal profile] mallorys_camera 2021-05-19 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does any woman put up with custard binbags and asthmatic wheezing?

Proximity to power. 😊