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smokingboot) wrote2021-06-23 07:33 am
smokingboot) wrote2021-06-23 07:33 am
Angels and Acolytes
Meanwhile, Orb Lord has been spamming me relentlessly. The last was a channelled message from Karl Marx. Encouraged by what appeared to be a downsizing in divine claims, I took the opportunity to tell him my concerns about his mental health. And I can say with good conscience that I did so as gently and honestly as I could.
But it did not go well.
Metatron is often recognised as the Celestial Scribe. Through Orb Lord's channelling, he had some advice for me. As we can see, I do not impress him.
...It would take a true friend to know and acknowledge these things, of course. Something you have made it apparent time over, you are not to [Orb Lord]. We wish you well in your future existence one earth, and you had better hope [Orb Lord] has not got it spot on about that other dimension, eh?
In love and light,
Metatron/Mettykins to [Orb Lord].
Metatron wasn't leaving it there though, oh no... When I enquired about him being the scribe of God etc, he clarified his employment history.
'...I was rather recently relieved of my duty as scribe to begin to carve a pathway forward from what is to come. Thanking God himself. It turned out to be a dire task.'
Not as dire as interviewing this candidate I suspect. Still, into the paradigm I flow...
'If you are really the angel Metatron, erstwhile scribe of god, you'll be able to prove it really easily. Let's try this; how about translating your last statement to me into Paleo Hebrew correctly; it may take me a while to verify it, but it's second nature to you, right? So it should be very quick and entirely correct. Easy for Metatron. It's 11.40 and [Orb Lord] has just got the message. So presumably, you can just channel it straight through him. Should be simple as pie for the ultimate scribe.'
The angelic conversation's tone abruptly changed.
What is your actual problem? Be honest. Is it my blind faith? Is it that I take comfort in the relationship? Or is it just plain and simple jealousy? You can be sure as hell isn't real from your tone that sympathy and kindness are not top of your range at the moment...Why do you always try to find fault in the relationship I have with big M? Trip us up by asking him to rip off the sheet of communications we have developed with time by spending Arabic* or whatever.
I'm surprised Metatron didn't correct 'Arabic' into 'Aramaic' for his beleaguered channel, but clearly there wasn't really time as he was trying to channel a message for me. Apparently it began with;
Hadamon with plenty for hacking.
Then there was a recording of words that sounded like Cam Pheel Mondi. My strong impression is that Angel Metatron was invoking Saint Google rather desperately at this point. Orb Lord made his excuses and departed from the conversation. But this was not the end of the matter.
I later received this astonishing message from a mutual friend:
Hey [Boot].
Long time no speak.
Was messaging with [Orb Lord] earlier today and [he] said you’d told [him] to get help and take antidepressants [No I didn't!] . Seems a tad harsh to be honest, even if you had his best interests at heart. As for my story, I can look back and realise over the past few years I had become more and more in awe of [Old Friend] - the power of his personality and his contagious love of life and the alternative. Then, when he spread his wings and became [Orb Lord], it was a cross between a thunderbolt and a light switch flicking on. I looked in the mirror one day and realised that I had been slowly morphing, both mentally and very much physically, into an acolyte of [Orb Lord]. You may well disagree with what he says but it is surely undeniable that his power and charisma is intoxicating. Personally I thought that [his] apology, issued on behalf of [Old Friend], was wonderfully unexpected, generous and benevolent. I look forward to my first proper, post-pandemic meeting with [Orb Lord] and assuming my proper place in the pecking order of [his] amazing life - my beta to his alpha if you like. I must stress again, we should always feel free to disagree, but don’t alienate yourself and cause an irreparable rift. Oh and beyond a few too many glasses of fizz now and then, I never do drugs. Anyway, cheers for now and hope to meet you again some day. x
Anyway, there should be no more spam from Orb Lord. I'm not buying his t-shirts, channellings, news letters, videos, gifs or any other damn thing. Looks like I have failed though I tried in good faith. Now it's time, high past time, for me to leave the field.
I can't help wondering what the real Metatron would make of all this.
But it did not go well.
Metatron is often recognised as the Celestial Scribe. Through Orb Lord's channelling, he had some advice for me. As we can see, I do not impress him.
...It would take a true friend to know and acknowledge these things, of course. Something you have made it apparent time over, you are not to [Orb Lord]. We wish you well in your future existence one earth, and you had better hope [Orb Lord] has not got it spot on about that other dimension, eh?
In love and light,
Metatron/Mettykins to [Orb Lord].
Metatron wasn't leaving it there though, oh no... When I enquired about him being the scribe of God etc, he clarified his employment history.
'...I was rather recently relieved of my duty as scribe to begin to carve a pathway forward from what is to come. Thanking God himself. It turned out to be a dire task.'
Not as dire as interviewing this candidate I suspect. Still, into the paradigm I flow...
'If you are really the angel Metatron, erstwhile scribe of god, you'll be able to prove it really easily. Let's try this; how about translating your last statement to me into Paleo Hebrew correctly; it may take me a while to verify it, but it's second nature to you, right? So it should be very quick and entirely correct. Easy for Metatron. It's 11.40 and [Orb Lord] has just got the message. So presumably, you can just channel it straight through him. Should be simple as pie for the ultimate scribe.'
The angelic conversation's tone abruptly changed.
What is your actual problem? Be honest. Is it my blind faith? Is it that I take comfort in the relationship? Or is it just plain and simple jealousy? You can be sure as hell isn't real from your tone that sympathy and kindness are not top of your range at the moment...Why do you always try to find fault in the relationship I have with big M? Trip us up by asking him to rip off the sheet of communications we have developed with time by spending Arabic* or whatever.
I'm surprised Metatron didn't correct 'Arabic' into 'Aramaic' for his beleaguered channel, but clearly there wasn't really time as he was trying to channel a message for me. Apparently it began with;
Hadamon with plenty for hacking.
Then there was a recording of words that sounded like Cam Pheel Mondi. My strong impression is that Angel Metatron was invoking Saint Google rather desperately at this point. Orb Lord made his excuses and departed from the conversation. But this was not the end of the matter.
I later received this astonishing message from a mutual friend:
Hey [Boot].
Long time no speak.
Was messaging with [Orb Lord] earlier today and [he] said you’d told [him] to get help and take antidepressants [No I didn't!] . Seems a tad harsh to be honest, even if you had his best interests at heart. As for my story, I can look back and realise over the past few years I had become more and more in awe of [Old Friend] - the power of his personality and his contagious love of life and the alternative. Then, when he spread his wings and became [Orb Lord], it was a cross between a thunderbolt and a light switch flicking on. I looked in the mirror one day and realised that I had been slowly morphing, both mentally and very much physically, into an acolyte of [Orb Lord]. You may well disagree with what he says but it is surely undeniable that his power and charisma is intoxicating. Personally I thought that [his] apology, issued on behalf of [Old Friend], was wonderfully unexpected, generous and benevolent. I look forward to my first proper, post-pandemic meeting with [Orb Lord] and assuming my proper place in the pecking order of [his] amazing life - my beta to his alpha if you like. I must stress again, we should always feel free to disagree, but don’t alienate yourself and cause an irreparable rift. Oh and beyond a few too many glasses of fizz now and then, I never do drugs. Anyway, cheers for now and hope to meet you again some day. x
Anyway, there should be no more spam from Orb Lord. I'm not buying his t-shirts, channellings, news letters, videos, gifs or any other damn thing. Looks like I have failed though I tried in good faith. Now it's time, high past time, for me to leave the field.
I can't help wondering what the real Metatron would make of all this.
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Difficult when it's a friend, maybe impossible when it's a son or daughter. Or, as in my case, a son AND a daughter.
Which is why, for the moment, I've persisted in my struggle with the inconsistencies and other flaws which I personally sense in a programmed approach like N-A.
One question being, have I avoided becoming an acolyte myself, of whatever is afflicting the one I love, only to become an acolyte of the program--having merely chosen between two flavors of Kool-Aid rather than straight up dumping whatever is being offered in place of individual, personal responsibility?
I'll get back to you when I've settled on an answer to that one...
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My failure is palpable, still I did my best. Clearly it is a rubbish best but there's nothing else for me to do.
Re the choice of Kool-Aid, is it possible that you are being a bit hard on yourself? After all, if you were a true acolyte of the program, would you detect those inconsistencies and flaws within it? Your view seems lucid rather than devoted; after all it's about finding a way that works. Individual personal responsibility can be liberating in the long run but many find it hard to accept.