Mother's Day!
I'm a hater.
Hallmark Holiday, I sneer.
Though I
do understand
every holiday is the result of
some sort of marketing campaign. It's not as though when God made the Universe, He equipped it with sparkly plastic slots for Christmas & Thanksgiving.
And, of course, if my own offspring fail to acknowledge Mother's Day, I cycle into the most terrible snit—which must be why Ichabod called me at
six o'clock this morning California time to acknowledge my superiority to every single mammal that has ever given birth.
Way to go, Ichabod!
"And something from me & RTT should be delivered later today," he added.
Ohhhhhh! A large floral arrangement.
I ❤️
LUV❤️ me some large floral arrangements.
The kids & I are getting on extraordinarily well these days. I must say, I am a lucky person indeed to have such fabulous offspring.

When I got up this morning, I went searching for a photo to illustrate my annual "My Poor Tragic Deluded Mother" essay.
Is my Apple photo archive magic? 'Cause I
swear the photos in it metamorphose & change on a daily basis. Like this morning, the
only photograph of my mother I could find was the one above, which I don't
ever remember seeing before.
The nicest thing Rik ever said to me was,
You are nothing like your mother.Except in this photograph, my mother looks
disturbingly like
me. (Yes, I know, in truth
I look like
her, but precedents get very garbled when you're looking at old photographs.) The same exact face shape. It's...
defining.
Giving full vent to her narcissism, my mother is staring poutily into a small compact mirror and raising one hand to caress her carefully premeditated flip
coif. The photo is carefully posed, and she is pretending it's
not posed.
Happy Mother's Day, Lynn, wherever you now may be! From the bottom of my heart, I hope you are having more fun in your present lifetime than you had in the lifetime before.

In other news, I actually ended up having the Big Fun herding children through the bounce house yesterday. Go figure.
A lot of that was because the high school senior volunteer who was assigned to assist me turned out to be lovely, intelligent & poised, and we actually had a
real conversation about her life, her hopes, & her dreams, which restored my faith in teenagers—they're not
all like the Icky Spawn!
Sadly, the actual Duck Derby event itself had to be canceled because the river was up too high:




Still, amazingly beautiful, no? Extremely pleasant way to loll away an afternoon.
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Afterwards, I traipsed off to the monthly meeting of the Shawangunk Dems. I have volunteered to take over administering their website—which hasn't been updated in two years and needs a complete redesign.
"Democrat" is a dirty word in this part of Trumplandia, right up there with "cunt" and "Hilary Clinton."
So, I told the group that if they wanted maximum return on our Internet presence, we really need to
deemphasize the
Dem part of Shawangunk Dems. (And we'll need to do
other social media outreach too, because down the line, if we want
younger members—and we do: Nobody in our group is younger than 60—
they care about Instagram & TikTok,
not websites.)
The Shawangunk Dems run an outreach initiative called Neighbor to Neighbor, which consists of knocking on people's doors & giving them home-baked chocolate chip cookies as well as a newsletter chock full of curated local news & sponsored activities—Bingo! Board game nights! Drama classes! Art classes!
"Neighbor to Neighbor is a
much stronger pitch than Shawangunk Dems," I argued. "It gives the
illusion of non-partisanship. Win their hearts & minds, and then you'll win their votes!"
"But we're the Shawangunk Dems," one of the greybeards gasped, appalled.
"Sure, that's the
umbrella organization," I argued cheerfully. "Think of the business analogy. Does Kraft Foods advertise itself? No! It advertises Jell-O and Heinz Ketchup and Kool-Aid!"
Alas, I got voted down.
And sadly—even though I know I'm right—I believe in majority rule when it comes to stuff like this.
These people know
nothing about marketing!