Strangely cheering
Apr. 6th, 2005 02:37 pmThere is an interesting article in the Times about what British householders can do in defence of self, house and home against burglars. The article in entirety is here:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1466593,00.html
but the Cluedo rules make me smile, so here they are.
The Cluedo rules
Colonel Mustard awakes to find a burglar standing by his bedside — he reaches for a length of lead piping, strikes out and knocks him unconscious or kills him.
Lawful
Miss Scarlett hears noises in the night. She creeps downstairs and sees a burglar in her dining room. He has not seen her. She seizes a candlestick, hides behind the door and strikes him unconscious.
Lawful
The Rev Green is woken by the noise of a burglar making his escape. He races after him and and with the butt of his revolver knocks him unconscious to the ground.
Lawful
Mrs White disturbs a burglar in the library. She seizes a knife in the kitchen and stabs him. He falls to the ground and is rapidly becoming unconscious. Just to teach him a lesson she stabs him again.
Unlawful
Professor Plum hears on the grapevine that a man he suspects of thefts from his house is planning forced entry through the kitchen. He lies in wait to trap the burglar and then shoots him or knocks him unconscious.
Unlawful
Mrs Peacock disturbs burglars in the billiard room. They flee empty-handed. She chases after them with a shotgun and shoots one of them dead.
Unlawful
larians' journal mentions the whole Florida 'Kill Bill' issue. On a good day, said news would appall me. On a day like today, it's just a temptation to post certain peeps a free ticket to the sunshine state and meet them at the other end.
Just kidding of course;-)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1466593,00.html
but the Cluedo rules make me smile, so here they are.
The Cluedo rules
Colonel Mustard awakes to find a burglar standing by his bedside — he reaches for a length of lead piping, strikes out and knocks him unconscious or kills him.
Lawful
Miss Scarlett hears noises in the night. She creeps downstairs and sees a burglar in her dining room. He has not seen her. She seizes a candlestick, hides behind the door and strikes him unconscious.
Lawful
The Rev Green is woken by the noise of a burglar making his escape. He races after him and and with the butt of his revolver knocks him unconscious to the ground.
Lawful
Mrs White disturbs a burglar in the library. She seizes a knife in the kitchen and stabs him. He falls to the ground and is rapidly becoming unconscious. Just to teach him a lesson she stabs him again.
Unlawful
Professor Plum hears on the grapevine that a man he suspects of thefts from his house is planning forced entry through the kitchen. He lies in wait to trap the burglar and then shoots him or knocks him unconscious.
Unlawful
Mrs Peacock disturbs burglars in the billiard room. They flee empty-handed. She chases after them with a shotgun and shoots one of them dead.
Unlawful
Just kidding of course;-)
no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 03:15 pm (UTC)If you walloped somebody who'd broken in with a jo and killed them (not hard to do) you'd be ok. If you chased them out of your house and then did so when you caught them, you wouldn't. If you chased them and restrained them, you'd be ok.
Once you start chasing somebody, you can't really claim to be acting in fear of your life, at which point you need to exercise restraint.
no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 03:27 pm (UTC)(a) chase them down and knock them unconscious (Legal)
and
(b) chase them down and kill them (Illegal)
not
(c) chase them down and restrain them
My point is that most of us are not so skilled with a weapon as to be able to successfully choose between (a) and (b).
no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 03:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 03:45 pm (UTC)Thus, if you hit your burglar (having chased him/her down the road) with the jo or bokken with the intention of rendering him/her unconcious but accidentally kill the miscreant, then that's likely to incur less of a penalty than hitting an unconcious burglar repeatedly til dead.
You do, of course, have to counter the CPS lawyer who may be trying to prove that you intended to kill.
no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 04:49 pm (UTC)