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Jangling. Discordant. Angry. Just plain nuts. What the hell is wrong with me?

I hate to blame my period - it seems to be the catch all for every feminist and anti-feminist comedian since the early 90s - but it is due and it may be the explanation. Or it may not. One way or another, I am in a mood of great evil. Maybe it's the lunar eclipse due on Saturday, getting me all antsy. Everything is annoying me. I notice that all the dates are wrong in my LJ...we appear to have jumped forward two days! What's that all about?

Ooooh, I am bad juju this morning, best avoided by all humankind, which is unfortunate as I can't just tell customers to snap out of it, pull themselves together, find some self-esteem for Chrissake and leave me the f*** alone.

OK. Time to metamorphose back into human shape, as opposed to prowling round the house garou style seeking inanimate objects and abstract concepts on which to vent my anger.

Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine. Nothing to see here...tum tee tum tee tum...normal service will be resumed, oh, whenever.

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