Lurching

[smokingboot]

So after much stompiness at myself, I settled down to vent my spleen at the footie. Turned out it was a brilliant game. larians can bear witness to my superior powers of prophecy; Only two people believed Liverpool could come back from 3-0 at half time, Raffa Benitez and me.
Having got over one stupid thing, I then did another and thanks to a stupendous combination of lager, honey beer, red wine, whisky and pizza, made myself very ill. You know you're in trouble when you drink cold coffee to settle your stomach.

Read about Gordon Ramsey, 'tricking' a vegetarian into eating meat and laughing about it http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/05/15/nrams15.xml


I am now desperate to go to one of this nasty character's restaurants with a bag full of roaches. Let's see how the bugger laughs then.

I see the cold stare of chav-cat watching me from beside the shed. He looks like Robbie Coltrane. God, I hope I'm hallucinating.

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[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

and the red mist rises again...

[caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com]

Cockroaches In The Mist...

Cockroaches In The Mist

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

The incredible story of one woman's fight to save a cockroach sanctuary out in the steaming kitchens of deepest Manchester.

LONG SHOT: Jungle. Some fridges. Scuffling among the ferns, evil chef with loaded pan plus cheese-grater bearing cronies.

ZOOM IN ON;

Sigourney's anguished face: Don't kill it! It's just a -

SFX: pan hitting chiten, scream of mother cockroach.

CUT TO: Sigourney's anguished face, pull out to see her cradling dying baby cockroach.

Sigourney: Oh god, Jody, I'm so sorry, so sorry...

You know, I think we'd be better off turning this into a guinness commercial.

Re: Cockroaches In The Mist

[caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com]

In A World Gone Mad

One Woman Must Fight To Save The Invertibrates She Loves.

Re: Cockroaches In The Mist

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Heh. I think we've all had our moments in that movie!