The King of Comedy
Jul. 5th, 2005 12:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
smokingbootDear old Chirac, what a joker.
'After Finland, it[Britain] is the country with the worst food.'
Oh I don't know, Jacques, try some Tahitian fruits de mer; ask for the catch from around Mururoa Atoll, where you detonated 6 to 8 underground nuclear bombs, despite the protests of the islands. But hey, you shut those up with a couple of well chosen warnings that protests would mean the end of French aid; so everybody clammed up (geddit?) and who cares now if the local food chain's irradiated?
This guy's a laugh a minute.
'After Finland, it[Britain] is the country with the worst food.'
Oh I don't know, Jacques, try some Tahitian fruits de mer; ask for the catch from around Mururoa Atoll, where you detonated 6 to 8 underground nuclear bombs, despite the protests of the islands. But hey, you shut those up with a couple of well chosen warnings that protests would mean the end of French aid; so everybody clammed up (geddit?) and who cares now if the local food chain's irradiated?
This guy's a laugh a minute.
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