I rise I rise...

[smokingboot]

With curses and imprecations I rise, because Ralik has just jumped onto my lap and deposited a half mangled yet still living frog there. Usually he keeps them. Clearly this one's for me.

I dismiss this funk right now, before he starts bringing me the bodies of neighbours.

Comments

[falco-biarmicus.livejournal.com]

He is trying to teach you how to hunt for yourself. Thus he brings you a wounded, but not yet dead specimen to hone your technique on. Cats are thoughtful like that.....

Macabre little schoolmaster

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

*laughs* when he's not teaching me how to hunt he's yowling for me to use my opposable thumbs to bring him meat!

Froggy is now dead. I go to bury him. Ralik is purring around my legs meaningfully. I have the feeling that this froggy will rise from the earth almost as soon as he enters it.

Re: Macabre little schoolmaster

[cyanidemigraine.livejournal.com]

tis done, inadequate for my needs, but look beyond the incompetence of mine, and hopefully some bolstering from my well meaning intentions will be gained

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

I have left thanks for it, albeit inadequate; in the face of so many sparkling words, I have none left with which to answer. The feelings I cannot express are real though:-)

[cyanidemigraine.livejournal.com]

i swear upon my madness and the one who bestowed it upon me, that this is not the gift i spoke off earlier, and rather that, now very upstaged, gift is still being constructed


i am in fact turning green with jealousy that i had not thought of such things to help you

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

I would like that gift very much. Green corpses offered by this little psychopath cannot take its place.

[bytepilot.livejournal.com]

He is the mighty hunter.
See how he brings you a toy to cheer you up.

What a good kitten.

Unconvinced

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

...yurss. If you say so, my dear duke...