smokingboot

probablyscotty, you are lovely.

binidj, so are you.

squintywitch you are lovely too, but consider; after gentle mockery when I sought images of Ugruk (that famous half-orc settlement on the west coast of Scotland) I got my pronunciation right and found one single image of the charming 30s town of Gourouk you described:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=Gourouk&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi

Is there something you forgot to tell me?

larians, you are very lovely indeed, your organisation of our support for local farmers manifested rewards on the door step this morning. Yum to free-range uberfresh eggs, questionmark to yet more potatoes. Honey, we don't need any more potatoes. We can't take any more potatoes, unless we buy a loft conversion to house them. Our veg rack is swiftly becoming a resting place for geriatric tubers. In the universal game of illuminati, we are the potato mountain. When civilisation crumbles, we will have enough potatoes to feed the denizens of Greater Manchester and beat off hordes of zombies with the floury ones.

No more potatoes, OK? Don't make me beg.