Arse biscuits
Dec. 13th, 2005 07:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
smokingbootI have forgotten my step-sister's birthday. Bottoms.
It was the 8th or the 10th or the 12th or something. Doublebottoms.
She's got cerebral palsy big-time; buying anything for her is hard because as well as her palsy, she's pretty severely disabled. If any kind person knows of nice stuff for prepubescents who can't see, hear, move or think much, seriously I would be very grateful to hear. All Dad ever tells me is that she likes Eeyore. Not that it matters because I forgot. Triplebottoms.
Hopefully she will have forgotten me, in which case my neglect, though stupid and callous, will at least cause no upset, and the late pressy will just be an extra surprise. Unless Dad's got her revved up to expect something on the day, in which case, quadbums.
Dad will be furious which means he won't contact me. There you go, hello silver lining.
It was the 8th or the 10th or the 12th or something. Doublebottoms.
She's got cerebral palsy big-time; buying anything for her is hard because as well as her palsy, she's pretty severely disabled. If any kind person knows of nice stuff for prepubescents who can't see, hear, move or think much, seriously I would be very grateful to hear. All Dad ever tells me is that she likes Eeyore. Not that it matters because I forgot. Triplebottoms.
Hopefully she will have forgotten me, in which case my neglect, though stupid and callous, will at least cause no upset, and the late pressy will just be an extra surprise. Unless Dad's got her revved up to expect something on the day, in which case, quadbums.
Dad will be furious which means he won't contact me. There you go, hello silver lining.
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