Why do I never have money or time? Why do I never get anything done?

My holiday schedule over the remainder of 2004 goes like this:

Cuba
Venice
Palma (Dec/Jan 2005)

This is insane. Contrary to the impression the above may give, I am not Jackie Onassis; I can barely afford one of these never mind three, and time is more of a premium than money. Something has to give.

And then my love sent me photos of our potential holiday destination next summer; An associate's villa in Monaco.

And I looked at the pictures.

And I said 'Oh.'

And that is why I never have money or time. And that is why I never get anything done.