Happy Birthday caffeine_fairy!

Have a fab day:-)

Gastric symphonies

I have never heard my stomach make these noises before, like the songs of a jungle, lost in time and methane, where winged reptiles chitter and dark swamp things reply.

But it's the creaking I find most disturbing. Perhaps I am the good ship Demeter reborn in human shape, half-recollecting the lurch into Whitby with Drac's coffin in my hold and a dead man lashed to my wheel. Maybe I am a formica cyborg with a dodgy chip and nobody told me. Or we could just stick to the feasible and accept that a tree ent is going to burst out of my stomach any minute.

I need a new set of intestines, preferably quiet ones. These look nice*

http://www.strangebuttrewe.com/knitgi.htm

One wonders if the pattern comes with instructions on how to knit contents. That would be quite sweet; soft pink intestines out of which you squeeze little crocheted chocolate ovals; squeeze hard enough and you could hit someone across the room with them.

OK, that made me laugh and when I laugh, the dinosaurs/swamptrolls meep and gibber. Time to lie down.

Despite the cacophony, I feel a lot better today. Who'd have thought improvement would be so loud?

*with thanks to the magnificent itsjustaname

Mini-me creation, courtesy of binidj

Mine has become a new icon, thanks to jfs


http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php#

You know, it's very hard to resist the utter timewasting experience of picking names out of my friends list and creating my own idea of what their mini-mes should look like. Feels like a dangerous experiment...

Actually, no experiment is too dangerous, and I am capable of virtually nothing today, so here they come. Recognise anyone? (No point looking for binidj or november_girl or jul1et as they've made their own teeny avatars beyond all hopes to equal!)


Meet number 1:

[#img]http://tinyurl.com/bfafm[/img]

and number 2;
[img]http://tinyurl.com/bd8ct[/img]


Number 3, with due apologies for the lack of green, but at least the replacement matches her eyes.

[img]http://tinyurl.com/8vngr[/img]

and the lovely number 4:
[img]http://tinyurl.com/7rm3e[/img]

now I must stop. That really is enough futility for one day.