I blame Squeezypaws

for introducing me to net-a-porter in the first place. Now I desperately want this:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/34076

In other news, my most recent act of brilliance was to leave my mobile in London. I won't be able to get it until the 20th, so anyone who needs to contact me, please phone my landline or drop me a note at my google address.