The Return of Philip Morris

Not the Phillip Morris played by Jim Carrey, no, that would be interesting. This is a supposed director who contacted me months ago about doing some hair project... he asked me some peculiar questions about where I got my hair cut, I contacted the casting company and they told me not to bother - he had classified his requirements as a supporting role, and it paid very little if anything. Their advice was to ignore him or politely decline and I chose the first option because I'm plain lazy.

He has just contacted me to ask if I am still available for his film, and if I am going to get my hair cut again soon. It's BS - the average producer doesn't advertise in May and come back to ask again 3 months later, they're on a schedule/budget that limits them to a diet of caffeine and old pork pies til they give up and go into wedding videos. If they want you, they'll get a yes or no from you or they'll quickly move on to find someone else. No, this person is some bizarro buffoon who wants to know about my hair.

Ech.

He'll go away. Normally one should reply back and make one's excuses, but my suspicion is that this guy is not normal. The company does have one Philip Morris mentioned, but he is a young actor. I have no idea who this person is and suspect they won't know either.

I am slightly creeped out but it's nothing.