'Kick the sodding fanta out of you.'

Well, it's almost what he said.
http://newsthump.com/2017/02/07/fight-me-you-orange-bastard-says-john-bercow/

Here is what he actually said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0c6smM_NM

As the Beast of Bolsover said, 'Well done.'

Meanwhile I have a faint and stumbling cat here. It is distressing to watch. Had to take him back to the vet. Good news, no tumours, no stones, loads of meds. Bad news... he's still groggy from the sedation. I wish he would just sit down, but he insists on trying to get around. I am not putting the fire on, don't trust him not to fall into it. Poor puss.