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I wanted to eat something good for me; on my ascent to the holy heights of salad, I found myself passing the cereal counter in Waitrose where they sell 'Nature's Path Mesa Sunrise Flakes, organic, gluten free, wheat free, containing corn, flax and amaranth.'

How could I resist an amaranthine breakfast?

Immortal amarant, a flower which once
In Paradise, fast by the tree of life,
Began to bloom; but soon for man's offence
To Heaven removed, where first it grew, there grows,
And flowers aloft shading the fount of life,
And where the river of bliss through midst of Heaven
Rolls o'er Elysian flowers her amber stream;
With these that never fade the Spirits elect
Bind their resplendent locks"
- Book III, Paradise Lost, Milton



Milton, you set me up! OK, so I might not have read the above closely enough. Whether I fantasize about legends of the fall, or the ancient aztec cults of communion, there's no getting past the truth; I am eating the hair scrunchies of the gods, and they taste just like cornflakes.

What in the name of Jim Dale...?

Date: 2006-08-31 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
Boot, stop it! That's not real food; you need carbs, lots of them.

And salt!

...but never with a daffodil

Date: 2006-08-31 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com
Why [personal profile] caddyman, what good advice! If only it wasn't given with the intention of destroying my mind!

Re: ...but never with a daffodil

Date: 2006-08-31 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
Muh hah haaaaa!!!

Re: What in the name of Jim Dale...?

Date: 2006-08-31 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com
Disaster has definately struck. I can't even look at les fsssh without feeling ill; totally off sushi.

Fish and chips with much batter and fat, on the other hand, sounds very persuasive...

Re: What in the name of Jim Dale...?

Date: 2006-09-01 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bytepilot.livejournal.com
Right, fish and chips it is then.

When's good for you on moon of my desires ?

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