Feminine mysteries; Gentlemen may wish to avert their eyes.

[smokingboot]

I have been 36B for a thousand years.

How come I am now 32D?

*Edited to add: I am reliably told by larians that I have been 36C, not B. So glad he keeps track of these things...

Comments

[the-pale-queen.livejournal.com]

Really, be glad. This will never, ever happen to me...

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Ah you say that now, but one day, every woman faces the mystery of the shrinking/expanding body. I recall a time when I was as thin as a stick, the last girl in class to 'bloom'. Then at one point in my life, I was on the mini-pill and I exploded into this humumgous earth mother creature; I still had a waist but everything else billowed alarmingly!

Now - well, here I am, at a stage where my body has obeyed my edicts, and none of my bras fit!