At work, this gentleman hit me in the eye and nearly took my head off:

In Sussex I got photographed up a yew tree. Never a great model, on this occasion I nearly broke my neck, right ankle, and the camera.
Over the last two days on a windy hilltop I nearly caught pneumonia.
Coming home last night I nearly fell asleep on my doorstep, which would have been a bad move cos this morning I was nearly snowbound.
Now I am nearly ready for bed. I don't care how early it is, the last fortnight has nearly killed me.

In Sussex I got photographed up a yew tree. Never a great model, on this occasion I nearly broke my neck, right ankle, and the camera.
Over the last two days on a windy hilltop I nearly caught pneumonia.
Coming home last night I nearly fell asleep on my doorstep, which would have been a bad move cos this morning I was nearly snowbound.
Now I am nearly ready for bed. I don't care how early it is, the last fortnight has nearly killed me.