Morning becomes Electra

[smokingboot]

So she can s*dding well keep it then. Why am I here? It's not a cosmic question, I have loads to do.
larians has organised for some house letting agent to come around, and see the house, uh, soon, I don't know when but I presume before Saturday, cos that's when I'm travelling back to London for more shows. He has also had to go to London this week, leaving the preparation and sorting of the house to me. He didn't do it on purpose (no really, that's what he tells me and I believe him) but it's a massive task and I'm knackered already.

I seem to have inadvertantly hurt my left hand, it stings and it's really stiff. I have to phone my accountant, and perhaps I have to speak to my doctor cos my period hasn't turned up and its well late. No, I don't think I am pregnant. I think I am pre-menopausal, or traumatised by the news I received in May, or just plain so tired my body insists I stop. I should listen to my bod, it's a reliable friend. Edited to add; Now that I've mentioned my period and seem ready to take its absence seriously, it returns like a sheepish lover. Clearly it just needed to know I care

I keep forgetting things. I went to the kitchen, made my first coffee, then came back in and did it again. It was only when I found I had used up the milk that I recalled my earlier efforts and wondered where my first coffee went. Unable to find it, I made a black coffee instead and came up here to check my emails. Sitting next to my pc was my first coffee, winking at me. I drank them together, now I'm on my third. Good morning Wednesday. It is Wednesday, right?

Comments

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

But the caffeine fairy is watching you...tell me, why is it I got the caffeine headache but still got sleepy?

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

I dunno, what`s a caffeine headache?

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Do you not drink coffee? It's the headache you get when you've well overdone it...generally accompanied by nervy energy that makes you twitch like a speed freak!

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do drink coffee. Mainly in the office. But I also mix it with water and Coke and sugary sweets so...
Now if you want twitchy try feeding Gray 2 litres of Cherry Coke and a pack of spearmint polo mints.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

And the question we must ask is: Are you Satan's sugarbowl, or the Bad Guy himself? As for feeding anyone Cherry Coke, with or without anything added...there is a wrongness in you my friend, a very great wrongness...

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

That`s why you like me...