Ganked from many lovely people cos it cheers me up

[smokingboot]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

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[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

The best. And proof I hope you'll always remember, that a smart answer to the parade ground question, 'What kind of fucking idiot are you?' is not 'What kind of fucking idiot do you want?'