Dear Everyone

[smokingboot]

Due to being an obsessive monomaniac whose life comprises of one tunnel vision after another, I have not got a single chum's address. Nada. Rien. It's not that chums have been remiss, indeed, beautiful caffeine_fairy I am certain I got an email from you recently but I appear to have lost it, along with my keys, passport, work diary and mind.

The questions are many; Why am I of no use at all? What the heaving hell is actually wrong with me? I would like to blame it on drugs/alcohol/bad parenting but I was like this when the only dubious influence on our generation was Ribena.

It's the boooooooook. I am obsessed. I haven't even started properly editing yet, just chewing round the edges at it. I have to face the fact that it may not be any good at all, and I could be wasting my time. No, enough, I am putting the damn thing away. I will start again next week. Or tomorrow.

If you would like a proper card from me, I would love to send you one, so please take pity and send me your address by private email. If you're OK with whatever, I will send you an e-card.

The love's the same be the card real or virtual, and remember; Yes, I am an idiot, but I am your idiot.

XXXXXXXXX

Comments

[cat-that-walks.livejournal.com]

Not yet no. Does it suit her?

[bytepilot.livejournal.com]

Well I must admit to some degree of bias, but I think she looks utterly mouthwatering.