The Only Rule

[smokingboot]

I have read a lot of intolerant crap across facebook today. Here's my recommendation:

You can wear a burkha
You can kiss a ghurkha
You can hate a shirker
Just don’t be a dick

You can make your jeans sag
You can swing a handbag
You can be a right slag
Just don’t be a dick

You can ride a boris bike
You can snog a luvverly dyke
You can vote for who you like
Just don’t be a dick

You can like a nice smoke
You can like a nice bloke
You can like a nice poke
Just don’t be a dick

You can help those in need
You can smoke a ton of weed
You can follow any creed
Just don' t be a dick.

You can drive a Rolls Royce
You can love your own voice
Freedom means we all get choice
So Please. Don’t Be A Dick.