Woodruff impaired
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smokingbootdespite the best efforts of November girl and Evilwillow because I have spent all morning tidying up barbaric amounts of litter all around the local witching tree.
There's still loads there, but I got rid of most of the non-biodegradable stuff. Not a scrap of woodruff to be found, but some funky bluebells. I'll try again tomorrow.
I came back laden with a bin bag full of rubbish, furious at humanity for turning the earth into a giant trash can. Then I looked at the back garden.
Maybe I should just shoot myself in the head with a trank-gun.
There's still loads there, but I got rid of most of the non-biodegradable stuff. Not a scrap of woodruff to be found, but some funky bluebells. I'll try again tomorrow.
I came back laden with a bin bag full of rubbish, furious at humanity for turning the earth into a giant trash can. Then I looked at the back garden.
Maybe I should just shoot myself in the head with a trank-gun.
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Date: 2004-04-29 07:13 am (UTC)Muchas cuddles and a backrub Good
Both leave you limp as a dishrag and grinning like a ninny
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Date: 2004-04-29 10:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-29 10:22 am (UTC)Oh, damn, you've got a chap there already.
(shrug)
Two has to be better than one...
Call me wild and wacky
Date: 2004-04-30 12:47 am (UTC)If you are going to be wicked, I will tether you by your hair to a rowan tree near a cottage on Hampstead heath and entangle you in tree roots. Be warned - My wand is ready!
Re: Call me wild and wacky
Date: 2004-04-30 02:25 am (UTC)but I don't think Larians would agree!
Alas, I feared as much. A shame in places and a delight in others for the dear chap loves you to distraction.
As for wickedness, bind me so in rowan roots, plant me strongly in the earth and I shall abide a thousand years, a slave to your every whim.
Nothing ever changes for staying the same.
I am indeed a very lucky girl
Date: 2004-04-30 03:31 am (UTC)As to your enslavement, tempting though it sounds, I would eventually have to free you:
in chains a delight,
but pure wonder in flight
Happy Beltane, sweet thing!
Re: I am indeed a very lucky girl
Date: 2004-04-30 04:21 am (UTC)Set me free and whilst the world turns and the stars hold their places in the sky I shall still be in your thrall dear girl.
Happy Beltane to you also M'dear