£500 million for a blue passport

[smokingboot]

A mere pittance to help Tory MPs like Andrew Rossindell get over what he called the national humiliation of pink passports. Apart from bringing up questions about his inabilities in colour recognition (the current passport is an unambiguous burgundy) one wonders what is so very humiliating about the colour pink. What will make this man's passport dignified or macho enough? Let's cover the damn thing in sequins.

Tell you what; if he had conniptions over not-pink passports, god alone knows what he'll do if/when they become non-unicorn passports. It might be worth it just to see his face

Comments

[caddyman]

I think we should be able to choose the colour of our passports individually. I quite like the old blue/black passports, but I have absolutely nothing against the (unambiguous) burgundy.

A nice lime green might not go amiss for the spring, with perhaps a rich ochre for the autumn...

[smokingboot]

I want a pink and black lined one, but I am afraid it might look like an underwear holder...

Nice to see you here btw :-)