16th November 00:04

[smokingboot]

Sprang out of my head, fully formed. That doesn't mean it's any good of course. But for good or ill, it made itself. The events in Poland might have been a midwife.

When the world ends
There's always going to be
someone sat on a toilet
with their pants around their ankles

Someone who wakes in the night
remembering they bought two pounds of mangos,
probably alphonsos, in the supermarket
and left them somewhere.

There's always going to be
that guy who looked at you and thought 'huh,'
and you looked back and thought 'huh,'
But it never happened because

We are in the business of unfinished business
We are wizards of the Never Never,
We have a few things to label yet,
We'll get round to it in the -