Bad, suffering, lamenting
Jan. 20th, 2005 11:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
smokingbootCos I'm only just getting my arse into gear re tax sorting.
My accountant is ready to rock and roll, and incredibly,larians' attempts to get me to file my pay slips have paid off. I am only missing two pages out of 6 months. Could be worse.
Then there's my bank statements. Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear.
That doesn't seem to have worked at all.
Addendum:
It seems I don't need bank statements after all! In celebration of this escape from intensive filing duty, five of these statements are false, five are true. Feel free to believe any/all of them.
1.A UFO was seen hovering close over my family's home in Spain by a member of the local police.
2. I actually enjoy watching rugby.
3. Chilli cooked by me is almost edible.
4. My scottish great grandmother made a living wandering the country selling tea out of a suitcase.
4. My spanish great great grandfather owned a silver mine.
5. I cannot count beyond the number 4.
6....which is also the number of digits on my right foot.
7. I really work hard at being patient and tolerant.
9.My favourite food is mushy peas and chips.
10.I have wings which I keep concealed.
Hmm. I like these. So they must all be true!
My accountant is ready to rock and roll, and incredibly,
larians' attempts to get me to file my pay slips have paid off. I am only missing two pages out of 6 months. Could be worse.Then there's my bank statements. Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear.
That doesn't seem to have worked at all.
Addendum:
It seems I don't need bank statements after all! In celebration of this escape from intensive filing duty, five of these statements are false, five are true. Feel free to believe any/all of them.
1.A UFO was seen hovering close over my family's home in Spain by a member of the local police.
2. I actually enjoy watching rugby.
3. Chilli cooked by me is almost edible.
4. My scottish great grandmother made a living wandering the country selling tea out of a suitcase.
4. My spanish great great grandfather owned a silver mine.
5. I cannot count beyond the number 4.
6....which is also the number of digits on my right foot.
7. I really work hard at being patient and tolerant.
9.My favourite food is mushy peas and chips.
10.I have wings which I keep concealed.
Hmm. I like these. So they must all be true!
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OK I'll rise to it, in the interests of relieving you from the hell of tax assessments
Date: 2005-01-20 12:25 pm (UTC)2. True
3. True - although I should really put false, as I suspect it's totally edible.
4 (i). Probaly true.
4 (ii). Probably true.
5. False, but only just! :-)
6. False.
7. True.
9. False.
10. False.
Scary!
Date: 2005-01-20 06:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-20 12:29 pm (UTC)In your case angel, number 10 is extra true.
See the tone fly.
Date: 2005-01-20 05:59 pm (UTC)Fly, tone, fly!
See the tone ascend through butterscotch clouds and candy kisses, gazing abashed and fluttering at the rainbow charm around her, at the skies of dream and the moon of mother of pearl, and finally, gazing at the sunny smile of a poet too ethereal for keyboard to catch, and...
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Date: 2005-01-20 01:27 pm (UTC)I am reminded of a certain series of adverts where a young lady was heard to exclaim "with wings!"
I'm sure all ladies of modesty would keep those wings concealed.
*cough*
Sorry
See the tone crash.
Date: 2005-01-20 06:03 pm (UTC)Crash, tone, crash!
See the tone plummet through the earth's core, pausing only to rub its now bent concord-like nose with a plaintive knuckle, before it karooms scudlike through underworlds of tectonic plate and hot magma to burst out somewhere in New South Wales, scattering antipodeans in its fiery despair.
You are a very bad man!