Starship names

[smokingboot]

Things are slow, so I thought I'd waste a couple of seconds on the starship meme that's going round. Trouble is, I can't think of a good name for a starship commanded by Smokingboot. I started with the USS Termagent or the USS Campari and ended with the Shotten Moth, the Wawatutu, or the Sphinctergator.

And I can hear Phil Collins burbling 'Another day in Paradise,' in my head. Something is very wrong...