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smokingbootI will talk about things other people have screwed up.
Dracula, A love tale or Drac 2025 or whatever the hell title it's slinking around under.
Abysmal, dire Coppola knock off, Besson just gave up I reckon. Terrible from the get go. Drac and Elisabetta doo-ooo-ing it so much, he hasn't had time to wash his hair in years. I stared at the attempted eroticism of Vlad and Elizabetta and wondering if there's a bed in our house that would suit chocolate silk bedsheets covered with roses, or if it would just make guests think they were sinking into an enormous turkish delight. Meanwhile, Drac had to be pulled off his girl and placed into his armour, inspiring for his troops not! I wouldn't follow this guy into a pub never mind war with the Turks. Still, this film does have comedy gargoyles. (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tbkfondq3E8 ) They could have turned this into a faery vampire story, baobhan sidhe, Jareth as blood drinker etc. I keep thinking I should finish it for more gargoyle japes, but I'm just not that strong.
Dracula, A love tale or Drac 2025 or whatever the hell title it's slinking around under.
Abysmal, dire Coppola knock off, Besson just gave up I reckon. Terrible from the get go. Drac and Elisabetta doo-ooo-ing it so much, he hasn't had time to wash his hair in years. I stared at the attempted eroticism of Vlad and Elizabetta and wondering if there's a bed in our house that would suit chocolate silk bedsheets covered with roses, or if it would just make guests think they were sinking into an enormous turkish delight. Meanwhile, Drac had to be pulled off his girl and placed into his armour, inspiring for his troops not! I wouldn't follow this guy into a pub never mind war with the Turks. Still, this film does have comedy gargoyles. (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tbkfondq3E8 ) They could have turned this into a faery vampire story, baobhan sidhe, Jareth as blood drinker etc. I keep thinking I should finish it for more gargoyle japes, but I'm just not that strong.
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