Situations Vacant
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smokingbootWanted: One Editor
Contract:
Temporary with possibilities of permanence depending on author's return from Paris/Barcelona/Oblivion.
Requirements:
Must have unique appreciation of alternative punctuation and how to get rid of it.
Experience in tranquilisation of temperamental authors who may not know much but are sure they know much more than yaow. Appropriate weaponry supplied.
Preferred qualification:
Puhuddah in Literature of the Half-Crazed.
NVQ in coffin building.
Salary:
Will be paid in rum.
Contract:
Temporary with possibilities of permanence depending on author's return from Paris/Barcelona/Oblivion.
Requirements:
Must have unique appreciation of alternative punctuation and how to get rid of it.
Experience in tranquilisation of temperamental authors who may not know much but are sure they know much more than yaow. Appropriate weaponry supplied.
Preferred qualification:
Puhuddah in Literature of the Half-Crazed.
NVQ in coffin building.
Salary:
Will be paid in rum.
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You pay in rum?
Date: 2005-05-04 02:17 pm (UTC)Obey the pants!
Date: 2005-05-04 03:55 pm (UTC)Can you find your way out of the room you are in?
If yes, you are hideously over-qualified for this position. I would write to you and explain why, but I've eaten the top off my crayon.
Re: Obey the pants!
Date: 2005-05-04 04:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-04 04:21 pm (UTC)Re: Obey the pants!
Date: 2005-05-04 04:58 pm (UTC)Envelope's a bit soggy I'm afraid...
Correct qualities undoubtedly
Date: 2005-05-04 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-04 09:05 pm (UTC)The London Rum exchange
Date: 2005-05-09 05:33 pm (UTC)Currently the exchange rate between vodka and rum isn't terrible but it's still 1.125L rum = 1.000L vodka.