Situations Vacant

[smokingboot]

Wanted: One Editor

Contract:
Temporary with possibilities of permanence depending on author's return from Paris/Barcelona/Oblivion.

Requirements:
Must have unique appreciation of alternative punctuation and how to get rid of it.

Experience in tranquilisation of temperamental authors who may not know much but are sure they know much more than yaow. Appropriate weaponry supplied.

Preferred qualification:
Puhuddah in Literature of the Half-Crazed.
NVQ in coffin building.

Salary:
Will be paid in rum.

Comments

[thalinoviel.livejournal.com]

She seems to take great pleasure in correcting people's grammar, however. You might have to pay in vodka, though, I'm not sure she likes rum.

The London Rum exchange

[bytepilot.livejournal.com]

Hi, thought I should let you know that there is a service available that will act as a sort of Bureau de change for booze.

Currently the exchange rate between vodka and rum isn't terrible but it's still 1.125L rum = 1.000L vodka.