bwud! bwud!

[smokingboot]

Wifdom toof iv out. Looks weally gwoffe. Bwud ewrywhere. Mufn't lie down, dwink hot ftuff, rinf mouf, wemove gauve from mouf, eat or efferfive.

Took injectionf (two!) wivout twanks or hitting anyone. Am vewy bwave boot. Want fome rovev.

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[scary-lady.livejournal.com]

Want some what? rovev?? Speak up, I can't hear you.

Gueff what I'm faying now!

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Ewifta! Ewifta! Fawget Tewky an fpend oll yaw honeywoon caff on a maine ooon!