At the sign of the Starving Slattern

[smokingboot]

Today, we cleared out our wardrobes and started our diet.

Bleah.

I do not get this happy zippy feeling of 'Well now, there's a job well done!' about housekeeping; I seriously don't give a damn and would rather just hurl my old clothes out of the windows and eat out of bits of old newspaper.

Right now I am hungry enough to eat the newspaper.

Still, I rediscovered how much cool and mostly purple stuff I still have. Purple is good. And the bedroom does look better; you can see the carpet now. I'm never sure as to why that is considered a good thing, but it is, so huzzah.

Right now I quite want sex, though I am in too weird and cantankerous a mood to really enjoy it, let alone make it enjoyable for anyone else. Maybe my backbrain's just brought it up to divert me from how hungry I am. Unusual sex would be good, sex in a wetsuit perhaps, or in a tank, or on an enormous pizza.

P.S. Did I mention I was hungry?

Comments

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

May I suggest masturbating while eating pizza?

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Did you ever see the Japanese film, 'Empire of the Senses'? I remember one shot of a woman dipping delicate slices of raw beef into a sauce, then lcaressing herself with it before feeding it to her lover, so that everything he ate would taste of her.

I've said it before and I'll say it again; Japanese cuisine is the sexiest in the world.

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen it. Sounds interesting.

Mmmmmmmm sushi.

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

Based on a supposedly true occurence in 30s Tokyo, where a girl took her dead lover's genitals; an interesting film, considered very erotic by everybody except me. Too much beef, not enough sushi.

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

But which hand would you use for which?

either

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

Why?

Mind you, I'm quite ambidextrous, I suppose if you are particularly strongly r or l handed it may pose a problem? Like patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time, only ruder. ;)

Re: either

[smokingboot.livejournal.com]

I'm left handed and a klutz, so would probably end up rubbing the pizza into, well, never mind. Suffice it to say I can envisage rediscovering bits of mushroom and anchovy for days afterwards!